May 2013
46 posts
May 19th
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hurricane-emily: jimgaffigan: Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done. maybe just maybe women do some things for themselves and not just for men what a concept
May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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When you insult someone and they're right there
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May 16th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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“Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it. -Tony Stark Funny how much this...”
May 13th
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 10th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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May 6th
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floozys: “boys will be bo-“ *flies in*  *punches you in the face* bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 
May 6th
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May 6th
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b-nksy: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
May 6th
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May 6th
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loveforeversmilealways: arlene13: why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender i am legit in tears over this joke
May 6th
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i'm so glad i met you
valiantdefenderoftheearth: #BECAUSE THEY’RE TRAPPED AND SURROUNDED BY DANGER #BUT THEY TAKE A MINUTE AND THEY SMILE #BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST SO GLAD THEY MET EACH OTHER <3
May 5th
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thepyrolizard: imagine-the-unimaginative: thepyrolizard: SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting dead sirius Get the fuck out don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
May 5th
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90sjamz: Supernova Girl | From Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century Tempted to reblog this twice….this shit was my jam
May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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NEW PRIMARY FOCUS: 1. GET A FULL TIME JOB THAT’S NOT RETAIL. 2. SAVE $. EVERY FUCKING DIME I CAN. 3. GET A NEW APARTMENT. 4. BE A GOD DAMN ADULT, FINALLY.
May 2nd
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All of my childhood nightmares have come to fruition……..fuck
May 2nd
April 2013
14 posts
Apr 30th
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Apr 27th
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senpai-has-noticed-you: sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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