May 2013
46 posts
hurricane-emily:
jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
When you insult someone and they're right there
youngwildandgreek:
“Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it. -Tony Stark
Funny how much this...”
floozys:
“boys will be bo-“
*flies in*
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
b-nksy:
I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
loveforeversmilealways:
arlene13:
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
i'm so glad i met you
valiantdefenderoftheearth:
#BECAUSE THEY’RE TRAPPED AND SURROUNDED BY DANGER
#BUT THEY TAKE A MINUTE AND THEY SMILE
#BECAUSE THEY’RE JUST SO GLAD THEY MET EACH OTHER
<3
thepyrolizard:
imagine-the-unimaginative:
thepyrolizard:
SO, Harry Potter and the order of the phoenix, right? I guess that’s when the books started getting
dead sirius
Get the fuck out
don’t worry, I have a lot more bellatrix up my sleeve
Watch90sjamz:
Supernova Girl | From Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century
Tempted to reblog this twice….this shit was my jam
NEW PRIMARY FOCUS:
1. GET A FULL TIME JOB THAT’S NOT RETAIL.
2. SAVE $. EVERY FUCKING DIME I CAN.
3. GET A NEW APARTMENT.
4. BE A GOD DAMN ADULT, FINALLY.
All of my childhood nightmares have come to fruition……..fuck
April 2013
14 posts
senpai-has-noticed-you:
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
