Thank you to my co-chapter advisor for catching this gem of me passed out during recruitment voting #TheStruggleWasReal and the cabinet was comfortable #Recruitment2014

Thank you to my co-chapter advisor for catching this gem of me passed out during recruitment voting #TheStruggleWasReal and the cabinet was comfortable #Recruitment2014

Um, yes please 🙋 #HarrisonFord #FirstLove #DrJones

Um, yes please 🙋 #HarrisonFord #FirstLove #DrJones

I can still be a badass in polkadot keds, right? #badass #fashionaddiction #shoes #keds

I can still be a badass in polkadot keds, right? #badass #fashionaddiction #shoes #keds

In honor of women crush Wednesday, my best friend @itsanniebananie. She’s smart she’s funny, she’s beautiful and my life is much better for having her in it. #WCW #bestie #heterolifepartner

In honor of women crush Wednesday, my best friend @itsanniebananie. She’s smart she’s funny, she’s beautiful and my life is much better for having her in it. #WCW #bestie #heterolifepartner

Like Christmas has come early #fashionaddiction #MyDrugOfChoice #Fall

Like Christmas has come early #fashionaddiction #MyDrugOfChoice #Fall

Diabetes anyone? #TastesLikePoverty  (at HomeTown Buffet)

Diabetes anyone? #TastesLikePoverty (at HomeTown Buffet)

And so, it begins #AutumnIsComing

And so, it begins #AutumnIsComing

3rd cellphone ticket. The real crime is that I couldn’t talk/flirt/seduce my way out of it.

3rd cellphone ticket. The real crime is that I couldn’t talk/flirt/seduce my way out of it.

Real funny, Champion. Like I’m not going to be wearing 2 sports bras on top of my underwire when I go running. #YouGotJokes #BigBoobProblems

Real funny, Champion. Like I’m not going to be wearing 2 sports bras on top of my underwire when I go running. #YouGotJokes #BigBoobProblems

Best purchase I’ve made in a while #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy 
#LetsDance #IAmGroot

Best purchase I’ve made in a while #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy
#LetsDance #IAmGroot

Cigar shopping #NotForMe

Cigar shopping #NotForMe

Bad day mantra #lol

Bad day mantra #lol

Is it happy hour yet? #vodka #mondays #LetsDrink

Is it happy hour yet? #vodka #mondays #LetsDrink

Unwarranted Fred kisses. #dogsofinstagram #Fred

Unwarranted Fred kisses. #dogsofinstagram #Fred