3rd cellphone ticket. The real crime is that I couldn’t talk/flirt/seduce my way out of it.

3rd cellphone ticket. The real crime is that I couldn’t talk/flirt/seduce my way out of it.

Real funny, Champion. Like I’m not going to be wearing 2 sports bras on top of my underwire when I go running. #YouGotJokes #BigBoobProblems

Real funny, Champion. Like I’m not going to be wearing 2 sports bras on top of my underwire when I go running. #YouGotJokes #BigBoobProblems

Best purchase I’ve made in a while #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy 
#LetsDance #IAmGroot

Best purchase I’ve made in a while #GuardiansOfTheGalaxy
#LetsDance #IAmGroot

Cigar shopping #NotForMe

Cigar shopping #NotForMe

Bad day mantra #lol

Bad day mantra #lol

Is it happy hour yet? #vodka #mondays #LetsDrink

Is it happy hour yet? #vodka #mondays #LetsDrink

Unwarranted Fred kisses. #dogsofinstagram #Fred

Unwarranted Fred kisses. #dogsofinstagram #Fred

This reminded be one of the earliest lessons my mother taught me; before my first dance and I wanted to get there right on time. Mom shut me down.”Never arrive to an event on time, you’ll just be standing there watching people walk in.Don’t be a watcher, honey, be the one being watched”  #LifeLessons #LoveMyMom

This reminded be one of the earliest lessons my mother taught me; before my first dance and I wanted to get there right on time. Mom shut me down.”Never arrive to an event on time, you’ll just be standing there watching people walk in.Don’t be a watcher, honey, be the one being watched” #LifeLessons #LoveMyMom

#seriously

#seriously

Pretty much #goosebumps #women

Pretty much #goosebumps #women

Confession: I love poms poms. There goes my street cred #fashion #fashionaddiction #clothes #ThugLife

Confession: I love poms poms. There goes my street cred #fashion #fashionaddiction #clothes #ThugLife

Yeah, this is happening #ValleyOfTheDolls #Movies

Yeah, this is happening #ValleyOfTheDolls #Movies

Forgot this happened #lesbehonest @jennit44 @andistjohn

Forgot this happened #lesbehonest @jennit44 @andistjohn